What sort of profession in the wizarding world would you choose and why?
Inventor. I want to find a way to make television possible in the wizarding world. Radio can just get so boring. I want to bring the magic of television to the magical world. I think it would be cool. I'd own the first wizard television studio. I'd produce the shows, hire actors. The whole thing. Of course, that would require figuring out a way for cameras to work in the wizarding world too. What fun that would be. Moving pictures are nice, but video with sound is infinitely better. w00tage for sure. Well, along with television I would HAVE to also invent a way to play videogames. A gamer just can't survive without the video games. >XD
If you could teach one class at Hogwarts, what would it be and why?
Well, along with inventing a way to make television and television programming possible in the wizarding world, I will have to teach a new generation how to make tv shows. So, I would have to teach a class on film and television, and video games. Can't forget the video games.
This year, The TriWizard Tournament is being held once again and you're of age. Do you put your name in the Goblet? Why or why not?
I thought about saying yes, but then I remembered what Harry went through and then I reconsidered. Yeah, no. Decidedly not. I would be too afraid. I admit it, I'm a fraidy cat. Sue me. I feel that I would rather watch that stuff from a safe distance than to be right in the middle of the action. I'm perfectly happy to watch other people stupidly risk their lives. I live vicariously through video games and that's how I want to keep it.
If you could choose your animagus form, what would it be and why?
I think I would like to be a mouse. They can go places that most animals can't. They can hide in walls and other such places. Would be great for spy work. Gee that sounds cool. I'd be like the ultimate master of disguise. I'm excited now. I totally want to do that. I would be a cute little white mouse too. With red eyes. Cuz my hamster looks like that. >XD
What HP character do you identify with most and why?
I don't like this question. I think it's pointless. Of course, I'm going to choose my favorite character. Of course, it's probably the same as most everyone else's. Come on! It's probably Harry Potter more often than not. And those that choose other wise will try to pick one of the lesser characters to make it seem like they're not choosing Harry. Inevitably they'll choose one of the trio. It's predictable. Therefore, I find this question stupid, and a waste of time. Which is why this is my answer and not what you were expecting.
What would you see if you looked into the Mirror of Erised?
My bank account swelling with money. Why? Because I'm sick of being poor. I'm sick of not having the money to fix my car, buy a decent house or anything. Unskilled labor sucks beans! To get anywhere you need money. You need money to get a job. Money to get insurance so you can drive your crappy car to work. Money to pay for the shack you live in that the landlord refuses to fix even though he's bound by law to fix it. I hate being poor. So, I desire more than anything to have money.
If you won a million dollars, how would you spend it?
I'm not going to bother answering this question. Instead, refer to the previous question as way of answering this one. Don't like it? Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it. I choose not to answer this question the way you want it answered because I have basically answered it in the previous question. I have made my intentions clear in regards to what I would do if I had any money. Why do you not see the answer that is in front of you? I do not like redundancy. It is the hobgoblin of small minds. If you still cannot see that I have already answered this question, then I am truly sorry. I cannot give a more eloquent answer than the answer to the previous question. I suppose I am just stubborn.
What was your ideal job as a kid? Has that changed? What is your ideal job now?
Paleontologist, that's what I wanted to be. Now, I don't know. Something with computers, games, tv. I'm not sure yet. Right now I have bigger problems than choosing a career. How about a job that pays my bills and allows me to take care of my family? How about that? Is that a good enough answer?
If you were able to invent one spell, potion, or charm, what would it do, what would you use it for or how would you use it, and what would you call it?
A Robin Hood spell. It would be a spell to take money from the rich and give it to the poor. Just like Robin Hood did. Ted Turner would be the first victim of this spell. He's too rich for his own good. Then I would just run down the list of famous rich people
If you were to face a boggart, what would it turn into? And what does it turn into when you throw the counter-spell, Riddikulus?
It would turn into that creepy kid from the game F.E.A.R. That kid is danged scary. It's hard to think of something for her to turn into when I throw the counter curse. Maybe a kitten. Kittens can't be evil. Yeah, I'd turn her into a cute little kitten.
What do you look for in a friend?
I dunno. Someone I can have fun hangin out with. Someone who will put up with my antics and frequent dee dee dee moments. They just have to like me for me. Yeah, help me with my faults, but accept me just the same. On the same level as family. Cuz you know, most of the time your family loves you no matter what you've done or how badly you've screwed up. I look for that in a friend. Acceptance.
What trait most annoys you about other people?
Hypocracy. Like some of the people on lj. Such as the mods of a debate community. They are hypocrits and grudgewanks. They claim they want to provide a place for people to debate civilly about different sides of an issue. Unfortunately, the only side you are actually allowed to debate against is the side the mods don't agree with. If you debate from the other pov, you get a lovely ban! Hypocrits suck! That's all there is to it.
What do you think are your top five abilities or qualities?
I can be funny, sometimes. And when I say funny, I mean I goof up and people think it's funny. :P
I'm sorta smart. I'm not on like super uber nerd level, but I'm not completely stupid either.
I'm short. Being short can be an advantage. Sometimes you see things them tall people don't see. But sometimes it sucks too. Specially when you need something from the top shelf. But then again, that's why God made tall people. :P
I'm creative. I'm also kinda good at it. I've written award winning short stories and done some pretty cool art.
I think differently. Things that are obvious to some are not so obvious to me, but I look at things differently, and I like that.
What do you think are your top five weaknesses or worst qualities?
I'm blunt. Sometimes I just say whatever is on my mind, and that tends to cause me no end of trouble
Not completely observant. I tend to miss stuff that's going on because I'm in my own little world.
Small feet. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a pair of shoes that fit? Even in the kids section it's hard to find my size!
Chips. I have honestly eaten myself sick several times because I just can't resist the chippies. Spicy Doritos! >XD Used to love the salsa flavored ones, but they stopped selling them in my area. :'(
video games, I can't resist those either. I would play all day everyday if I didn't have to friggin work.
Define in your own words the following key traits:
Courage:Getting out of bed when you would rather just lay there and die.
Loyalty:Loyalty is the same as friendship. A friend that let's you crash at their place for 3 weeks because you just started a new job and don't have the money for gas to go home. A friend that yells at you for quitting college and helps you get back into school when you're ready to go back. That's loyalty.
Intelligence: The ability to not go into a place of business and make a total ass of yourself, giving someone a reason to go write nasty things about you on the internets as a way to vent.
Ambition:This trait means nothing to me. So I will not define it on principle.
I wish all of you to know that I understood there to be no wrong answers when filling out this application. Even a refusal to answer is an answer. You can't deny that. You'd be lying to yourself if you tried.
Where did you find out about us? was searchin harry potter on lj.